Hooking up when you have a roommate seriously can be such a struggle. And let’s be real, there’s definitely a limit on how often you sexile the roomie (if you’re a semi-considerate human being).
Overheard on East:
"Sorry guys, gotta suburban mom power walk to catch this bus. See ya later!"
Overheard at a Date Function:
Overheard at Mixer:
Sorority Girl #1: “Outside Lands was sooooo good last year. Black Keys, Kendrick, Jimi Hendrix…”
Sorority Girl #2:
Overheard at a Pregame:
“I’m going to teach my kids to play water pong from the time they’re five years old so that they’re really good in college.”
Overheard in Perkins:
“The worst thing you can do is let a girl know you like her.”
Overheard in CompSci Office Hours:
The only thing that made Perkins bearable on Sunday was the constant stream of Halloween Instagrams from the night before. In typical Duke fashion, students were extremely dedicated, perfecting every